muppetmolly:

Act 1 in a musical: Humor and upbeat songs, colorful characters. Laughter all around. 

Act 2 in a musical: EVERYTHING FALLS TO SHIT. PEOPLE ARE DYING. HEARTS ARE BREAKING. ABORT THE THEATRE.

(via asterixgazer)


jeveuxtarevanche:

interrupting conversations to point at dogs in public

(via asymmetricjester)


TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.

inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

(via lonely-depths)


missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

(via lonely-depths)


itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr 

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ommanyte:

revealing to ur followers that u were homestuck trash the whole time

ommanyte:

revealing to ur followers that u were homestuck trash the whole time

(via creppysol)


troyethehotboy18:

sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us

(via creppysol)


When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you.

Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

AHaha. haaaa. hh.

(via thefeministbookclub)

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greatwhiteprivilege:

girls are so beautiful im so blessed to be on the same planet as them

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cielplease:

daintyvillain:

friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

If any of my followers are feeling like this, message me. We can talk :)

hello friends this is a symptom of depression.

(via thekidwiththehat)